March 22, 2026 — We plunged.
Fargo Beach • Chicago, IL
On March 22, brave souls gathered at 7522 N Eastlake Terrace, scrawled their grievances against winter on the Wall of Winter Grievances, burned them in a bonfire, then marched behind bagpiper Mr. Conor Kelly straight into the frigid waters of Lake Michigan at Fargo Beach.
Afterwards, everyone warmed up with food, drink, and the My Sauna Club sauna truck. Winter didn't stand a chance.
We charged into Lake Michigan and showed winter who's boss
Marched to the lake led by Mr. Conor Kelly
Burned our winter grievances and toasted to spring
Winter grievances go up in flames. Good riddance.








